I'll likely have egg all over my face when these turn out to be all the rage, but really?
They remind me of something you'd see in a British hospital during WWII.
Nurse: Oh Reginald! The war that has brought us together will undoubtedly tear us apart!
Patient: Do keep calm, Gwendolyn! Your blush is quite unbecoming. Now, re-bandage my foot for I must prepare myself to join my comrades on the front and London fashion week is just around the corner.
Nurse: My Darling! Do write often!
Patient: Chipperow, baby. When I miss your lips, I'll put a fag in my mouth and think of you.*
*Line, for the most part, is blatantly stolen from the Arrested Development episode "Notapusy."